Road Rage
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- riskunlogic0
Once I had a business partner who also owned a luxury car rental. So I borrowed a brand new BMW 3 M Series convertible and went joy riding. Suddenly, as I wanted to switch lanes from left to right (in Germany the right one is the slow lane), this young and really good looking son of a bitch cuts me off. He was driving exactly the same car as I did (!), so I raced him until he left the Autobahn. I followed him till the next traffic light, pulled up next to him and went berserk. I was yelling stuff like: "You fucking son of a whore! I'll fucking drink your blood if you dare to step out of your daddy's car! You fucking asshole!" And then his reaction. he just ran his fingers slowly trough his perfect hair and... yawned vigorously. I just stared at him and he drove off. I couldn't help my self but to smile, because it was the coolest reaction I have ever seen. That is now my signature move to any prick who challenges me, because of some bullshit move I (accidentally) pulled in traffic. Shit happens. Keep your cool. Groom your hair.