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  I was in Chicago last week and was walking down that shopping strip when I decided to find a restroom. Hotels are usually good for this, so I enter the Marriot as two big hairy bears are exiting. I joke to my girlfriend, "What is this, a bear convention?" as we go through the turnstiles. Sure enough, it's a fucking bear convention. The bare chests, bald heads, mustaches, muscles and leather chaps were everywhere, along with a huge box labeled "Free condoms." Long story short, I didn't use the bathroom for fear of being jacked.

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  • Turnstiles in a hotel?i_monk
  • Because all homosexuals are rapists?detritus
  • not turnstile, revolving door... and I just didn't want to deal with a crowded hotel convention bathroommonospaced
  • ...right mono, because you're a hot bear commodity.ohhhhhsnap

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