Petraues???

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  • BusterBoy0

    Why is a mistress any more of a security risk than a wife?

    • Really?AK_tiv47
    • Wives of high ranking military men are sworn to uphold maximum secrecy about what the husbands do.mg33
    • In fact, many swear an oath to slit their own necks with a pen knife hidden in their stockings, if they are captured by the enemymg33
    • Some have had a single molar replaced with a tooth-shaped glass cyanide capsule. They then chew food on only the side of their mouths that don't contain the glass capsule.mg33
    • side of their mouths that does not contain the glass capsule, so as not to kill themselves over something like an overcooked steak, or tortilla chips or Jolly Ranchers.mg33
    • steak, or tortilla chips or Jolly Ranchers.mg33
    • I've heard that some wives of generals or CIA agents actually had miniature explosives implanted in their necks.mg33
    • And if they have to explode themselves, they pull both ear lobes outward like a parachute ripcord.mg33
    • And then "BOOM" and goodbye. If lucky they can take out the terrorists that are holding them.mg33

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