weird date you've been on
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she decided to plan out a romantic date: browned bagged 40s, snacks, and a movie in the park (tomkins square park in new york city, to be precise). we were midway into the movie when she started cuddling aggressively on our blanket, making out with me as though she were a dog and i was a slab of peanut butter stuck to the bottom of a jar , saliva everywhere. however, i noticed her attention was aimed towards another couple right next to us who were also snuggling and making out.
after about a minute of said aggressive kissing, she abruptly pulls away from me and tosses her beer bottle at the couple next to us, then proceeds to tear the guy away from his lady friend and beat him. this almost immediately dissolves into loud arguing, and the rest of the moviegoers were now focused on this crazy pair. the girl who was with the guy arguing started talking to me, saying that he had mentioned a crazy ex-girlfriend and it was probably my date. we decided to go to nearby bar as the other two were still causing a scene, we're still friends to this day.
fucking stakeouts.