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  • scarabin0

    take turns updating your contracts and getting the new phone with your girl each year. then use the new one and give her your old one. pay the $100-300 yourself each time.

    you'll always have the latest iphone whenever one releases and she always has the second-latest (for free)

    this has been working for me the last three generations

    • < easy way to always have the latest while paying next to nothingscarabin
    • Whoa, whoa. Back up a minute. First things first: how do I get the girl?nb
    • Free iphone one a year. Other presents are required.monNom
    • wtf. free iphone ONCE a year, other presents AS required.monNom
    • great, now all i need is a girlfriend. surely that is easier than going to the store and buying a phone.CanHasQBN
    • anytime girls are around, just announce "free iphone for my new girlfriend" while holding the phone in the air.monNom
    • do I have to wave it around like I just don't care?CanHasQBN
    • did that to track my gf last time, she has no cluemekk

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