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The greatest thing just happened.
I have a neighbor, Ms. Sanders or Ms. Anders, I haven't quite figured that out yet. Short white lady with white hair, maybe about 80/85. She's usually out on walks or checking her mail as I pull up so we've said hello & chatted briefly numerous times. Well today she was getting something from the neighborhood post drop. (We have 4 of them on our block instead of mailboxes at our homes.) I saw she was getting a larger box plus her mail, so I left my groceries in the Jeep and offered to carry her box to her house 3 houses away. As I walk up her sidewalk, I open the door so she can pass then I can hand her the box. Once she's got the box set down inside she says with a sly grin; "Thank you, you're a neighborly mother fucker." I pause confused, then we both burst out laughing. I still don't understand what happened but, it was awesome.
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- funny!utopian
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