Jokes in poor taste...

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    So there are two guys in their late seventies who are headed out to their deer hunting blinds in the woods. To get to their blinds, they cross a paved road, and walk into the timber about a quarter of a mile. They cross the road, and get on the trail. After a moment or two of walking, one guy turns to the other, and points to the road, saying, "Wow, would you look at that?" The second guy turns to see a very large funeral procession make it's way down the road that they had just crossed. The hearse creeps by slowly and solemly followed by a long line of flagged cars, and the second man slowly removes his hunting cap, he bows his head, and points his rifle toward the ground.

    Seeing what his friend has done after noticing the funeral procession, the guy says, "Wow, that sure is respectful, you know. You stand there, and take off your cap, and spend a moment of your hunting time to honor the dead. Wow, that's really something for you to do. I'm impressed." And his friend looks up and says,

    "It's the least I can do. I was married to her for 42 years!"

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