Client of the Day
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- SteveZissou0
2008:
C*nt client: We got the (HTML) templates but "Mark" said they're rubbish, he can't work with them
Me: What's wrong with them?
C*nt client: He says you've used some daft program, you haven't even used tables
Me: ...
Me: I don't mean to be rude but...(W3C, coding practices etc)
C*nt client: Look, I don't care, just re do them
Me: I can't do that because...
C*nt client: (Interrupts) Look, if you don't re do them, you're not getting paid
Me: Ok...(didn't bother)2011
Dream client: OK great, did you bring an invoice?
Me: No, I'll email you one
Dream client: How much did it come to?
Me: £X
Dream client: Ok, bill me for £Y (X+10%!), I'm really happy with it
Me: Oh...thanks
Dream client: *Smiles
Me: *SmilesPeople reveal their true selves when they're holding the cash...