My employer is hiring in Austin, TX.
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- MikeDubs0
Let's translate this description....
"Relaxed, open and cubicle-free work environment"
- Let me assure you that it is relaxed because all our employees are stressed out, our open environment means that you will be distracted constantly which is important because we don't want to see you on facebook."Relaxed work hours and casual dress code"
- We have relaxed work hours in between your 80 hour weeks, work hard play hard right guys?"In addition to two weeks of paid vacation and one week of paid sick time, you’ll get one week paid time for philanthropy"
- We want to track every hour of your day, be prepared to plan out bathroom breaks as well"Two company holidays for SXSW, one for ACL and one for your birthday"
Good luck getting drunk at SXSW, not like anyone goes there to listen to speakers anymore anyway""Snacks, drinks, happy hours and celebrations"
We keep lots of food here for you so you can replace your social life with more hours to work.