straight razors
straight razors
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- ismith0
scarabin, clearly you have missed the point of the straight razor...
1) wake up, douse your face with some hot water
2) go to work, leave your door (if you have one) slightly ajar, just enough for your hot coworkers to peek through
3) unbutton shirt or loosen collar to reveal some chest
4) face your mirror so that you're 3/4 profile to the slightly open door
5) lather up, mix in some satisfied deep breaths, grunt once or twice
6) while shaving, be sure to shoot the secretary a glance from the mirror