Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
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So, found this article via Gizmodo. One of the comments down below in the article was pretty funny and thought I should post it here.
Article... That's great Bill Gates
http://gizmodo.com/5604368/bill-…
Top 10 Reasons Steve Jobs is not mentioned:10. He claimed that parking in handicapped spots is charity, since it forces the needy to help themselves.
9. He would right a check, but that requires pen input.
8. He is waiting for his patent on "making charitable donations" to be approved.
7. He said he would donate once he
figures out how to embed iAds into the brains of those who accept his help.6. He said he will only participate if the recipients are organ donors.
5. He left his wallet in his other turtleneck.
4. Since 40 other billionaires are doing it, he rejected the offer since it "duplicated functionality".
3. He will wait 4 years to announce iDonate.... donations done the "right way"
2. He asked if bumpers were a valid form of payment.
1. He wrote a check but took it away when Bill Gates held it wrong.