Dirty Jokes

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    A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs . . . enough times till her husband says...
    "Are you wearing crotch less panties?"

    "Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

    "Thank God for that. . . I thought you were sitting on the cat.

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