opinion of the day
opinion of the day
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- cannonball19780
If I drink alcohol, and keep drinking alcohol, I will get drunk.
If I keep drinking after that, any number of things can happen.
If it's whiskey I am drinking, and I am out on the town with friends and it is relatively early, there is a 50% chance cocaine will eventually be involved. If that is the case, I am not getting home until 4am minimum and suddenly have at least two new Facebook friends.If I am drinking whiskey but I am alone, and I keep drinking whiskey, there is a 30% chance I will sleep in my shower.
If I am drinking ammonia, and I keep drinking ammonia, there is a 95% chance I will throw up and/or go to the hospital.