True Life Horror Stories
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Not really horror just a bit of a lol.
Was in Algarve visiting my GF's mother and her partner before tourist season. I thought that I would say thankyou with a nice roast dinner. So I buy all the ingredients and a cornfed chicken to roast.
We get back to the flat and chop all the veg and the time comes to wash the chicken.
I open it up and there is a bag of blood, confused at the site of it i laugh and tell my gf about it.
I then wash the breast and I notice inside are the feet! im like 'haha no way at least they removed the insides!'
I turn it over and spot something, double take and the head is still on folded over underneath the thing...
I managed to scare the life out of my gf with it before having to remove it with the sharpest knife we had which was a steak knife...
dinner was magic though! stuffed it with chorizo, piri piri, lemon, bay leaves, oregano and onion... nom nom nom...pic for shits and giggles
