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  • neue75_bold0

    I was getting out of a taxi once when I still lived in toronto, I flung open the door with complete disregard [as there are no proper bike lanes, why would I look to see if some bullshitmuncher would be trying to pass by a stopped taxi] and sure enough, some spandex-clad, dreadlocked, sandlewood smelling bike-courier was trying to overtake the parked taxi and I nailed the fucker.. he went flying over the door and flopped around like a carp for a little while... I looked over and said "watch where the fuck you're going, that could've been me you hit" and walked off to my meeting...

    • What street was this on??? Their are proper bike lanes but limited to like 5KM of the 1000KM+ in the downtown core...ideaist
    • fuck, I can't remember, was near Dufferin, but he tried to pass between the right-hand side of the car and the curb..neue75_bold
    • literally about 1ft of space...neue75_bold
    • hah
      "watch the suit motherfucker!"
      brandelec
    • Yea; some peoples kids...???!!!ideaist
    • maybe you should look before you open your door.iCanHazQBN
    • You just sounded like a proper cunt.Ruffian
    • oh my! he can get fucked and you lot who don't get the point here, can get fucked too..neue75_bold
    • lol neue... hahahafreitag

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