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  Kelpies right, chicks dig scars. They also appreciate a good cook. Learn to cook what you kill and women will be enthralled and throw themselves at you.

  "whats for dinner?"
  "Well dear today I wrestled a bear and killed it so we're having sautéed bear steak in a red wine reduction with caramelised red onion and wild mushrooms. Oh and I made you a coat from its hide"

  Instant knicker remover.

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  • "hang on a bit while I have a shower though"kelpie
  • Or...Horp
  • Well dear, today I ran amok in a field of asparagus, so we're having boiled asparagus and I made you an asparagus hat".Horp
  • ... asparagus being more plentiful than bears in these sceptered isles.Horp
  • season just ended. bear steak it is.skt

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