25 years to design this card

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  • rzrffglyr0

    my business card will be an engraved block of rare oak, heavy as shit but smooth as a baby's ass. you won't have anywhere to store it because it will crush all that it rests on. you will be forced to buy a unique rare fabric bag for its safe-keeping ($500 CDN). I will record a vid for youtube and post it as a reply to all videos of him currently popular. he will know my name, and shed tears.

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