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I'm going to bed now too. Not with Tom though, with my g-wife / wifette / sub-wifer / gwyfrend.
I have a runny nose and my eyes keep gumming together. Later on, as I sleep and dream of voluptuous girls undressing, I will experience a slumberboner and I will prod my g-wife / wifette / sub-wifer / gwyfrend with it until she rolls me over angrily, as though the victim of some kind of ambient rape attempt.
In the morning the boner will still be there, and in my half asleep state, with my eys permanently gummed over and breath like a tramp's pants, I will whine and grizzle like a child in an ill-advised attempt to pursuade her to grant me coition.
She will immediately set about various house keeping errands with great urgency.