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oh fuck me .. i'm housesitting and just put out a small fire i accidently created. why do mistakes of this caliber only happen when i'm being scrutinized for my ability to act like a grown up?
- When and where, should I bring wine?3point14159
- at least i know where to buy the replacement item. the newness of it might give me away though._salisae_
- hack hack sputter_salisae_
- i'm coming overemukid
- cool. can you pick up a large bamboo cutting board from whole foods on your way?_salisae_
- http://blog.lib.umn.…3point14159
- haha exactly. except i was eating a carrot._salisae_
- you set a cutting board on fire with a carrot?turk_182
- i chopped some potato, brought the board to the stove, corralled them into the pot and left the board on the center section unaware that the flame was just under it_salisae_
- section unaware that the flame was just under it tickling it with it's FINGERS OF FIRE!!_salisae_
- i'm still breathing smoke_salisae_
- i'm okay. i'm okay! stop fussing._salisae_