Tales from the Strip...
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nothing as entertaining as some of the others stories, but one time i went with my buddy scott. the kid is one of the funniest fuckers i know, but not usually on purpose. kind of the laughing at him type. he is a royal cheapskate and kinda a dick, but he is fairly good looking and is in shape and has tattoos. so this badboy image makes the girls fawn all over him.
but he is cheap. so he is sitting there at the stage watching these girls put their pussy pretty much right in his face and he has this look on his face, just staring through them like a business guy at a board meeting, his chin resting in the palm of one hand. they all get to point where their done dancing for you and pull up their garters so you can put the dollar in. well, they would dance for them and he glare at them like this and give them a look like, "that wasn't worth my dollar, bitch. do it again" i was almost in tears. if it weren't for the young coked up crotches gyrating in my face i would have been content just to watch him. seriously hilarious. and he did this to almost every girl.
and ofcourse the girls were eating it up, me and my friends all got offered a few dances here and there and we turned them down, but he had girls coming out of the woodwork for him, there was one point where he had line behind him of strippers aching to give him a dance. he couldn't have cared less. funnier than all hell.
we nicknamed him "cuntnip"