Best Man
Best Man
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The most winning best man's speech is to just recite a long, extremely detailed list of the groom's most reprehensible habits
and embarrassing behaviors.Like recount a long story about one night where he banged some
really greasy fat chick, and woke up and threw her out without even cab fare. Then tell another very similar story. Then another. Then a long list of the various places you've seen him vomit from excess drink. Then a story about how he got ripped off buying cocaine. Then about the time he burned his car seat smoking a j.Give yourself a half hour to get the audience to really know him--like you do!