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    Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!

    Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.

    Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?

    Mr. Pink: Nah, I don't believe in it.

    Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping?

    Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit.

    Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit.

    Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?

    Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.

    Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.

    Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special.

    Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?

    Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.

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