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  • Spookytim0

    Cheesy as hell and vain as hell. What a narcissistic pair of fucktards. I'm sorry if these are good friends of yours TaylorB, but really, you asked for opinons and this is mine. I think its over the top, self adoring mis-directed mawkish nonsense. An invite is meant to be extended to people to request their presence at the sender's event. In that sense its a humble kind of thing. It can be presented in a grand and elegant fashion, but it is still humbly requesting someone's time and effort to witness the marriage.

    It should be a clear and simple and elegant communication of the information, not this "George at Asda" seasonal LOVE ME & MY TRUE LOVE'S LOVE Catalogue of coy Grazia photogenica. What the fuck were they thinking when he sat on that artist's stool next to her and curled up as she emotes proudly at the camera? What the fuck do they think they are? a Simply Red album sleeve? an ad for sexual health? A Coldplay moment, dashed gently against the rose tinted double glazing at HeartFM HQ?

    I sincerely hope I don't know these people because if they send me this invite I'd shit in a hat box and send it back with a note saying I was unable to attend due to a prior engagement stabbing myself in the eyes with a piss covered stick.

    AAARRRGHHHHRant over.

    Sorry if I went too far. Its just that this kind of shit hits my button.

    • and that's that... good luck their chief. didn't mean to hit that button.TaylorB
    • it's okay. let it all out.emukid
    • need a hug there chief?ian
    • giz a kiss....leemarvin
    • +1uncle_helv
    • I feel much better now. Just knowing people like this do actually exist makes me feel happy that I am me.Spookytim
    • Its ok spooky, it'll all be ok. BUT, that rant about the album covers was hysterical.ian
    • BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHvrmbr
    • sorry it is my medicationvrmbr
    • this is easily, EASILY the most awesome post i have ever read here. holy shit i was laughing hard.madirish
    • HAFHAHFHDSHFSDH HAHFAHHDSHFHA HFHDSHF HAHFHDSHHAHH HAHAHA!#@$flavorful
    • the only thing laughable here is spooky's desperation and hatred of 'others not like him'ovsm
    • ah, now thats not nicejimzyk

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