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    Things actually heard by tech support:

    Customer: “Will this upgrade include Microwave 97?”
    Customer: (Referring to Microsoft Defrag.) “I ran Microwave Defrost, but it didn’t help.”

    Customer: “I have Microword Soft.”

    Customer: “Microwave Windows?”

    Customer: “It’s not my computer that is slow. I have a 200 horse power hard drive.”
    Customer: “I have Microsoft Exploder.”
    Customer: “I have Netscape Regulator.”
    Customer: “Uhh...I have Newscape and Outlook Exposure.”
    Customer: “I have a US Robotics Sportscaster modem.”
    Customer: “I have Microscope Exploiter.”
    Customer: “I have Netscape Complicator.”

    bit nerdy, i know..

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    • in hindsight, this joke is shit and does belong on some windows tech board.vrmbr
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