Depressed

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  • flavorful0

    Oh cheese and peas.

    The first time I don't write "haha" in a post to imply I am joking.

    Now I'm depressed that everyone knows of my little heart coupled with wee wang.

    Actually, what you should probably do is just go to the nearest mirror and stare into your eyes/soul for a good while. Think of all the bad things that have happened to you in your life, and how ugly you are. Stare at yourself realizing how hopeless and insignificant you are in the world, and more importantly to the world of those around you. Think about how if you died, most people would not only never notice, but wouldn't even attend your funeral or think about you ever again. Think of the cookie cutter eulogy you will get, because you have made absolutely no connection with any other human being during your time on Earth, and how you would have been better off being an abortion or a blow job.

    And then slit your wrists.

    Get fucked.

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