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Haha this reminds me of this one kid I grew up with, his dog Cody (I have no idea what kind of dog, long ears brown and white...) was a horn-dog for sure.
And when we would come home from school, we would break into his house and eat all his food because his family always had food and we would lock him outside while he cried and complained about it (this has nothing to do with the actual story).
One day his dog was out and about and out of nowhere he knocked my friend down ... proceeded to hump the hell out of him (he was fully clothed) and he is screaming for us to get the dog off of him, but we are laughing too hard to do anything.
Sure enough red rocket emits a whole bunch of prostate milk onto his back hahah.
We fucking lose it, running away in every direction to start telling everyone what happened.
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Sure enough this kid did end up moving shortly after this incident to Florida, haha.
Also, on a side note, when we were really little he had a Pit Bull ... and we would play Lion Tamer, where I would open his dogs mouth and put my head inside for the amusement of those watching. He tried it ... and sure enough the dog got ahold of his entire head and was trying to rip it off an the kid had to get stitches in the back of his head and under his chin, hahaha.
Oh good times!