Stripclub tips/etiquette
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• tip the girl while she's dancing on stage (the girls hate stage dancing, so show her some love and she'll show it back on the lapdance)
• be clean. shower, put on cologne, etc.
• dress like a baller - whether it be Wall St. style or NBA thug style, they know the stereotype that will spend more money on them, so their likely to do more to impress you.
• buy them drinks. get em drunk.
• dont' grab, but let them make you grab them. Once they're putting your hands where you know they're not supposed to be, you're in.
• ask them when they get off and if they want to go to after hours with you. Most strippers love to party. If you've spent a little cash on them for the night chances are they'll say yes.
• Don't treat her like a whore unless she's being whore-ish. For example, don't get a lap dance from Bambi and then turn around and tell her to give a lap dance to your whole table of frat buddies from out of town. If she does that on her own without you prodding, well then, you've got a winner.
• Be fit. Believe it or not, any thing about you that might make her job a tad bit enjoyable for her will end up being a plus for you. Guys who are chiseled and fit are appealing to these girls.
• Don't smoke a cigar, constantly sip on your beer or crack jokes with your buddies while she's dancing. That makes it seem like what she's doing isn't important or good. On the other hand, if it isn't good, then do all the above.
• Dont' spend your money on something you don't want. Don't get pressured by the old stripper pressure sales tactics. Stroll the lot, kick the tires and test drive the ones you like.
• If a dance was "all that" give the girl a little extra above and beyond the standard dance fee. This accomplishes two things: 1.) let's her know you like what she's doing 2.) makes you not look so cheap after you told her you didn't want to go in the "Champagne Room"
• Speaking of the "Champagne Room", sometimes it's really worth it in there. You'll have to learn this thru trial and error which means you'll have to spend some cash on several occasions before you find out if and where it's worth it.
• If she's got a friend (and they're both hot), accommodate her as well. This could lead to an x-rated DoubleMint gum commercial in the long run.... but I've never been to a strip club, so I don't take my word for it.