If Jack Bauer
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46. When Macguyver is is stuck in a jam, he calls Jack Bauer.
47. Jack Bauer's favourite pizza topping is mung.
48. When Punxsatawny Phil comes out of his hole on Groundhog Day he shits himself when he sees Jack Bauer ... he always sees Jack Bauer.
49. United Artists' contacted Jack Bauer to play the role of James Bond in the upcoming movie 'Casino Royale'. Jack's response? "I will end you if you ever ask me to play a limey bastard again. DO YOU READ ME?!"
50. Curtis wears 'Jack Bauer' licensed speedos under his suits.
51. Jack Bauer goes commando.
52. If your girlfriend/wife had to choose between you and Jack Bauer, you'd be left in the dust. Because there isn't a choice.
53. Jack's favourite number is maim, followed by interrogate and kill.
54. At a chance encounter in Hollywood in 1997, Pauly Shore said, "Whaaaaaat's up baaaaauuuuuuudddeeeeeee!" to Jack Bauer and then did that stupid weasel thing he did ... JB simply gave him a death stare. It has taken Pauly almost 10 years to muster up the courage to leave his house since.
55. When Jack Bauer is in the building, CTU stands for Chow Time University. No one has had the balls to ask why.
56. When Jack Bauer is at full sprint he can not be clocked with police issue radar guns.