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(Hired) Guns n Roses SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
50+ year old women dressed like the Sweeny Sisters on acid.
The Suicide Girls making the Rose Garden the biggest strip club I've ever been to.
Underage drunk kids passing out, puking and getting dragged out by security guards.
Old bikers sleeping in their seats because they got too stoned.
Chicks on dudes shoulders flashing the big screen
HELMET ending their set
Sebastian Bach swinging his microphone around his head during every guitar solo until he finally hit himself in the head with it. (thank you god, you really do listen and work in mysterious ways)
Old fat bald dudes screaming "WE ARE THE YOUTH - RUN WILD!!!!!!!"
Sebastian yelling "PORTLAND FUCKING OREGON ARE YOU FUCKING READY TO FUCKING PARTY FUCKING TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGHHHHHHHHHHH... between every song.
Axl actually going on at a decent time (11:45) and not starting any riots.
Wanting to see Axl's fake braided Bo Derick corn crow wig fall off ( god where were you on that one?)
Tommy Stinson playing a little bass line that almost sounded like the Replacements between ever song while Axl ran of stage to do snort coke or bottled oxygen.
Slash's hillbilly replacement actually being a great guitarist.
Me leaving at 1:30 and hearing they played until 2:30.
Seeing the second best Guns n Roses cover band on the planet.
There I just saved you $75.