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Romeo & Juliet & Juliet's Sister
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(Nov 20 06, 12:51)Oh man ... I was at my buddy's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. So me and my cousin are boozing playing on his computer and we find his porn collection.
Ridiculous porn (well it could be regular, I have no idea) videos.
We found one that was just insanely hilarious (to us at least).
It was some girl/guy and they were in her bedroom and she was playing strip tease with Romeo & Juliet Questions.
So we decided, hey, when we are all out ... let's drop some dialogue into conversation.
So we're in a big group of our friends, most we haven't seen in a long time and he goes, "We are like one big happy family ... What were the two main feuding families in Romeo & Juliet?!"
And I yelled out, "The Montaugues(sp) an the Capulets!"
So he took off his shirt ... and we act like this is perfectly normal and go back into the main conversation.
We're at a bar too, haha.
A little later, "Hey speaking of Romeo & Juliet, what was Romeo's best friend name?"
MERCUTIO!!!
"Oh you're good, you're good." as he started unbuckling his belt.
Then our friend just went, "DUDE THIS IS SO CRAZY I HAVE A PORNO ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE THIS!"
Which sent us into hysterics ...
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You know this had a point in the beginning.
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Good thing I'm such a filthy whore otherwise I would have called the cops.