England is now officially ridiculous

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    A man was fined £50 for putting his junk mail in a public bin.

    A church was refused planning permission to place a five foot cross in front of the building, because the council said it was advertizing Christianity.

    The nursery rhyme "Baa Baa black sheep" has been changed in some schools to "Baa Baa rainbow sheep" so as not to offend anyone.

    The kids game of conkers has been banned in some schools, or the kids have to wear safety goggles. Because they think its dangerous.

    A pensioner was told to take off her hat in a pub, because they had banned hats. (This happens alot, they think wearing a hat is a security risk)

    In some places you can be fined £1000 for putting the wrong rubbish in a recycling bin.

    A man was told he couldn't board a bus because he was carrying two tins of paint he just brought. The reason for this was that paint is toxic.

    A pensioner was physically removed, under the terrorism act, from a Labour party conference, because he shouted "Rubbish" at what the politcian was saying.

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