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Also, I was in a meeting with our HR Department and they were talking about having to let some people go and how hard it is ... I asked if I could fire them.
I wanted to be the axe man!!!!
They actually pondered it for awhile, but figured since we rarely go out of our way to fire people that being a permanent axe-man wouldn't be necessary and that doing it once or twice would give everyone in the company the wrong impression, haha.
But boy would I love it.
Me: Hey Kevin thanks for meeting up on such short notice.
Kevin: Yea, sure thing Jerome, what's up buddy?
Me: Well, I got some good news and some bad news. The good news is you're fucking fired!! YOU ARE FUCKING OUT OF HERE!!! YOU'RE FIRED AHHHH!!!! AHHHH!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE AHHHH!!!!
Kevin: ...
Me: AHHH!!! FUCK YOU FUCKER AHHHH!!! YOU'RE FIRED AHHHH!!!!!
Kevin: ... There's bad news too?
Me: Oh yea. Hrm ... guess just good news, sorry about that.
Kevin: You're a real fu--
Me: YOU'RE FIRED AHHHH!!!!!!