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  • grunttt0

    Reading while taking a Shit.

    I've never understood it. My first thought is, If you need to take reading material maybe you don't have to take a shit...?

    But it is a common enough occurance that I assume one does take a crap while reading. But whats the order of things? Do you take a seat, open your magazine or paper, start reading and shitting and then sit there in your own cloud of stank, dookie drying to your own butthole as you finish the article?

    OR do you read an article and as you read the last word push like you're in labor and drop the bomb and leave?

    I'm sorry, it's just fucked up.

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