f*ck lost

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  • O_Two0

    The thing with Lost is that anything could happen for any reason.

    'Aah man... the Korean dude just grew a third eye and is firing lightning bolts at his wife from it...'

    'Dude. Why?'

    'I think it's because she was flirting with the new character...'

    'Dude, what new character?'

    'Bro, you are way behind. The 8 foot tall amazonian queen with glowing boobs.'

    'So the Korean lady is gay..?'

    'No way bro, she just got lost in the 'forest of sexual ambiguity' and is a little confused at the moment.'

    'Dude. A 'forest of sexual ambiguity'?'

    'Yeah, they found it when they were looking for the supernatural kids dog. It was cool though. The dog led them all to the 'fountain of personal discovery' and they all clarified their sexual orientation before the end of the show.'

    '...duuuude.'

    It could go on forever.

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