custom bicycles
custom bicycles
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- paraselene0
where's that goddamned manifesto thread:
'In general, the name of a bicycle must include the prefix "B.", for Bicycle. This is so that bicycles do not get confused with human beings. The name of a bicycle must also include the suffix "666". This is because of the Promethean influence of the bicycle, best exemplified by the revolution in mobility and independence bicycles provided in the late 1800s. The suffix also commemorates the tantalizing opportunities for crimes and vandalism which present themselves while bicycling. These prefices and suffices are, however, purely formal, and usually omitted in casual conversation.'