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  • paraselene0

    it's bloody fantastic:

    The Gashleycrumb Tinies

    by Edward Gorey

    A is for Amy who fell down the stairs
    B is for Basil assaulted by bears
    C is for Clara who wasted away
    D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh
    E is for Ernest who choked on a peach
    F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech
    G is for George smothered under a rug
    H is for Hector done in by a thug
    I is for Ida who took lye by mistake
    J is for James who drowned in a lake
    K is for Kate who was struck with an axe
    L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks
    M is for Maude who was swept out to see
    N is for Neville who died of ennui
    O is for Olive run through by an awl
    P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl
    Q is for Quentin who was lost in a mire
    R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire
    S is for Susan who perished of fits
    T is for Titus who flew into bits
    U is for Unice who slipped down a drain
    V is for Victor squashed under a train
    W is for Winnie, embedded in ice
    X is for Xerxes devoured by mice
    Y is for Yorrick whose head was knocked in
    and Z is for Zilla who drank too much gin.

    the illustrations, of course, are the best bit...

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