Japan is next?

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  • Peter0

    Found this on a Japanese forum. It is suprisingly accurate for the television here:

    "Typhoon TV news drinking game

    Take one slug for every reporter standing outside in waterproofs telling you it's rainy/windy.

    Take one slug for every shot of waves breaking over a not particularly interesting rocky shore or a tree blowing in the wind.

    Take three slugs for the above, but at night time when everything is just a dark blur.

    Take two slugs for every shot of a brolly being blown inside out.

    Abstain for 10 minutes for each new item of real news about the typhoon - eg, another reported injury/death.

    Guaranteed to be plastered within an hour of turning on the telly!"

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