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I'm Comic Sans, Asshole. Jun 15, 10, 11:01 a.m.
Listen up. I know the shit you've been saying behind my back. You think I'm stupid. You think I'm immature. You think I'm a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well think again, nerdhole, because I'm Comic Sans, and I'm the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes fucking Gutenberg.
You don't like that your coworker used me on that note about stealing her yogurt from the break room fridge? You don't like that I'm all over your sister-in-law's blog? You don't like that I'm on the sign for that new Thai place? You think I'm pedestrian and tacky? Guess the fuck what, Picasso. We don't all have seventy-three weights of stick-up-my-ass Helvetica sitting on our seventeen-inch MacBook Pros. Sorry the entire world can't all be done in stark Eurotrash Swiss type. Sorry some people like to have fun. Sorry I'm standing in the way of your minimalist Bauhaus-esque fascist snoozefest. Maybe sometime you should take off your black turtleneck, stop compulsively adjusting your Tumblr theme, and lighten the fuck up for once.
People love me. Why? Because I'm fun. I'm the life of the party. I bring levity to any situation. Need to soften the blow of a harsh message about restroom etiquette? SLAM. There I am. Need to spice up the directions to your graduation party? WHAM. There again. Need to convey your fun-loving, approachable nature on your business' website? SMACK. Like daffodils in motherfucking spring.
When people need to kick back, have fun, and party, I will be there, unlike your pathetic fonts. While Gotham is at the science fair, I'm banging the prom queen behind the woodshop. While Avenir is practicing the clarinet, I'm shredding Reign In Blood on my double-necked Stratocaster. While Unviers is refilling his allergy prescriptions, I'm racing my tricked-out, nitrous-laden Honda Civic against Tokyo gangsters who'll kill me if I don't cross the finish line first. I am a sans serif Superman and my only kryptonite is pretentious buzzkills like you.
It doesn't even matter what you think. You know why, jagoff? Cause I'm famous. I am on every major operating system since Microsoft fucking Bob. I'm in your signs. I'm in your browsers. I'm in your instant messengers. I'm not just a font. I am a force of motherfucking nature and I will not rest until every uptight armchair typographer cock-hat like you is surrounded by my lovable, comic-book inspired, sans-serif badassery.
Enough of this bullshit. I'm gonna go get hammered with Papyrus.
Geocities-izer Apr 28, 10, 8:28 a.m.
Have fun kids
monospace + serif Jan 31, 10, 10:43 p.m.
any one have good examples of branding that uses monospaced all caps and serif typefaces? there are no marks, just type.
What type are you Jan 7, 10, 11:01 a.m.
Cooper Black Italic?
PS. I didn't filter for this so :P
Charity websites/branding Oct 11, 09, 1:36 p.m.
Please post some links showing good websites and/or branding. Thanks!
Associate to Forward Jun 4, 09, 9:34 a.m.
What do you think of when you hear/see the word Forward? I am doing a bit of research and could really use the help.
PS. I know peeps are sick of the ‘associate to’ threads, but please bear with me
BMSR : TRSC, MN May 19, 09, 9:54 p.m.
Black Moth Super Rainbow
| Triple Rock Social Club | MN | May 22, 2009
video put together by Aesthetic Apparatus!
any one going friday?
photography degree May 17, 09, 9:04 p.m.
anyone have one? where are good schools? (preferably by mountains and in the us).
Art-a-Whirl 2009 May 15, 09, 5:16 p.m.
Anyone going or have stuff on display this year?
AIGA Portfolio 1:1 Apr 24, 09, 9:48 a.m.
Anyone going today and tomorrow? See you there.
Nikon D5000 DSLR Apr 18, 09, 2:55 p.m.
Finally, articulating lcds!
Too bad it rotates by tripod area.
35 Type Based Logos Apr 16, 09, 3:19 p.m.
"Type-based logos can be very effective, in part because of their simplicity and memorability."
Hello? Apr 16, 09, 3:19 p.m.
"Are you even aware that we’re talking to you?"
List your fav eastern-eggs of qbn