3D Chiseled Text Bevel Nov 18, 11, 4:34 p.m.

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Looking to outsource the creation of beveled alphabet sets like in this poster for Clash of the Titans

Specifically looking for 3D Trajan, and Bank Gothic. If you have already created these, or know someone who can, please let me know.

FiberOptic Internet, LA Apr 25, 11, 1:59 p.m.

Any recommended services besides FiOS?

Verizon doesn't service my new address. Thanks in advance.

AE Text Aliasing Feb 4, 11, 9:50 a.m.

I have very narrow, white type with a slow drift on it that I can't seem to smooth out.

The edges seem to wave and look jagged, when in motion.

I am rendering in 2K, so I upped the cards to 8K, added a blur, and scaled it back down. The result is better, but not perfect.

Any ideas on how to properly fix this?

Access Hollywood Vector Nov 22, 10, 1:24 p.m.

Anyone have the logo? Lots of thanks in advance.

Seeking Menu Methods Nov 19, 10, 1:56 p.m.

I'm not a web designer, but have to throw a couple ideas together for our company.

We create theatrical trailers, and are looking for an interesting and easy way to showcase our trailers online.

Rather than a list of work, I thought it would be better to have something more visual- maybe along the lines of Cover Flow, but not exactly. Anyone seen new and clever navigation lately? Thanks for your help.

Font Help Apprec'd Mar 16, 10, 3:50 p.m.

NYTimes Magazine Logo Aug 17, 09, 2:15 p.m.

Anyone have a vector? Been trying to match the typeface, but can't find the right one.

Thx in advance.

Reel: Updated Sep 30, 08, 8:28 p.m.

Reel : Q3 : 08
http://wardbank.com/

Font ID, pls Jan 3, 08, 11:36 a.m.

Really basic, but I can't pin point it, and time is... short.

Horton Hears a Who Dec 14, 07, 1:05 p.m.

Our latest trailer.

http://www.filmdrunk.com/

AE Null Object Dec 5, 07, 2:49 p.m.

Does anyone know why the anchor point is offset, by default? Any way to change this setting so it's points are zero'd?

C4D Texture Flickr Nov 27, 07, 9:43 a.m.

I'm in a jam and need some help!

I have an object in C4D, that's texture is flickering during play-back. The most noticeable parts are where lights are hitting it.

Is this an AA issue, or do I need to adjust light samples (not using volumetric)...

Any advice is appreciated.

Mail Order Jun 15, 06, 11:09 a.m.

The old thread is MIA... I got a new story, so here's the old one first. BTW, this is not me. It's the "Fat Jew."

After reading an article in the New York Times about it, I went searching for one these websites where the Eastern European mail-order bride pays you up to 20,000 dollars to marry them so they can get a geen card. You have to spend mad time with them in order to be able to take the intensive marriage test, but whatever. I decided that this was my new dough scheme. Being that I blew my paychecks on dust, mixtapes, and quiche, I had to find someone with the capital to pay the initial fees, which include her plane ticket, and a 500$ fee to the agency for hooking us up. My man Kojo steps in (a drunken mess at the time) and gives me his credit card to get the wheels moving. One catch: he gets to pick her from the website. I veto, knowing he'll choose a 50 year old Polish woman with dental issues, and we agree to compromise. We settle on her:

He paid 1,500 to make this dream happen. She's coming on Friday, to my
man's house (we used his address), and it's going be to so gangster/ ackward. I guess I'm getting married. I need that money baby. She has no
idea what she's in for.

Her bio: Name: Natalia
Date of birth: the 5th of February, 1982
Age: 23
Height: 170 cm ~ 5ft 6"
Weight: 53 kg ~ 116 lb
Eye color: Hazel
Hair color: Fair
Build body: Slim
Education: University
Profession: Artist, teacher
Occupation: Office-manager
Smokes: No
Zodiac: Aquarius
Marital status: single
Languages: English: Level 1, Very little knowledge, needs all letters translated.

In own words: I have a sweet temper. I am a phlegmatic person. I am a kind, responsive, well-bred and tactful jawn. I like listening to the music, drawing, having rest in the countryside, cooking and also I adore to socialize with my friends. I don't like to argue and I don't like to wake up early in the morning.

Seeks Partner: I would like to meet a kind, tender, attractive, courageous, well-bred, well-educated, cultural man who I will be able to rely on in any situation.

Seeks Partner: 23 - 45 years old

Her location: Vinnitsa, Ukraine

Part II:

One week ago a drunken joke officially went wrong.

Awaking from a long night of Jameson and pills, Friday morning at 9 am I get a call from my man that the Ukranian bride is at his house, with her handler (he tells me that the dude's ponytail is epic, a la Segal). Laughing hysterically he tells me it's not the woman from the picture and that she's far dumpier. I light a Virgina Slim menthol light 100 and head over to his place. It was so ackward.

-She speaks no english
-Her attitude is terrible (which im starting to enjoy, hearing her scream on the phone at people in the eastern bloc is hilarious)
-She smells like lentils
-She looks NOTHING like that petite little blonde in the picture. if I was dirtbag who ordered a wife off the internet and got duped like that, I'd be wilding. But I could care less.
-She has a Polo Sport bubble coat from like '98 that is epic.
-She chain smokes like somebody's scummy uncle.
-She has worn white jeans 3 out of the 5 days i've seen her. I'm feeling that. hard.

Her handler, who speaks english, tells me that she has an aunt who lives in Brighton beach, and she's going to stay with her sometimes.

The first night together I take her to a bar on Aveune D where i smoke a joint with a tranny and then force her to watch "Back to the future II", in english. She apparently hates both. Sleeps in the guest room, makes it reek of Lentils and Grade B tobacco.

I wake up Saturday morning at 10 to the sounds of pots and pans clanging around.She's cooking a steak that I had in my freezer. She eats it for breakfast, offers me nothing. Too wild.

Since then we went to a pool party together (she chain smoked for 3 hours), and she watched me cook some rock and smoke it. I think she hates me.

Monday she starts school to learn english, monday night i'm going to put liquid MDMA in her beverage and see wha'happppppens.

I'm going to start being naked in front of her all the time, she will be so stank.

How do i add pics (pics or STFU) from my computer and not a website? She's such a dingdong, she smiles in all the pics like we're a couple. I love it.

The updates will continue......

Red is Not Funny Aug 30, 07, 3:18 p.m.

From link190 in the PBS

http://jtylerhelms.com/2007/08/r…

Well, I designed 2 of those... 1 was funny... to me.

Anyways, it's all a part of the forumla. Bright, in your face.

AE Text Flicker Sep 12, 07, 10:36 a.m.

Working with logos, that I cannot recreate... Old English, thin lines stuff, like The New York Times logo.

I have tried adding noise, blur, Reduce Interlace Flicker- which only works a little before blurring too much, turning down the brightness of the text, and a couple other attempts, to no avail... Any other advice?

Wireless WebCam Sep 18, 07, 10:48 a.m.

I was thinking of setting up a webcam on the outside of my house, so I can keep an eye on my dogs while I'm at the office. Anyone use a wireless cam? Long cord? I'm running OSX if it matters.

Thx.

Last Lecture Sep 20, 07, 10:48 a.m.

One of my favorite professors:

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB…

wtFont Oct 3, 07, 9:46 a.m.

Seems like an easy one, but I'm pressed for thyme.

Anyone?

Vector Football Field Nov 2, 07, 1:09 p.m.

Anyone got (a free) one? Thanks in advance.

Printer Heads Nov 9, 07, 11:52 a.m.

Looking for a large format, nice printer to upgrade to.

Any suggestions? Looking to print 28" or more.