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Mercedes-Benz Viano 3131 Responses
Last post: 3 months, 1 week ago | Thread started: Jul 1, 08, 2:25 a.m.
- Kai
Very nice new site by Syzygy for Mercedes-Benz Viano.
- Jul 1, 08, 2:25 a.m. – Permalink
- doesnotexist
doesn't even load for me.


- Dog-earJul 1, 08, 6:41 a.m. – Permalink
- robotron3k
I made it to 80% until I got bored and left.


- Dog-earJul 1, 08, 6:43 a.m. – Permalink
- detritus
Sorry, but for every other purpose beyond a CG designer's wet dream, that's just a pile of crap.
The loading times and lack of user warnings are annoying as shit.
The interaction is middling, at best.
Why do some sections have TWO loading sequences?!The globe gimmick renders itself redundant as soon as the hemipshere changes and the environment evolves beyond what's expected.
'the revelation' section doesn't work.
The 'Hero's call' doesn't make any sense.
'the prophecy' is just lame.
'the viano companion' - I waited how long for .. what, exactly?
'the prize' - er.. what the fuck is the point if this mechanic? 'ahem ever thought of clicking when you're online'?! Actually, I did fucking click, you sanctimonious programmer arsehole - who the fuck do you think I am? I'm in the market for a fucking Mercedes - how the fuck do you think I got to where I am in life? Fix your fucking Event handler, you cretinous toad.I can't be bothered going through any more of this, I'm a busy high-flyer with an expensive wife to work to buy expensive trinkets for.
What a load of tosh.
I bet the multiple committees that put that shite together are well-pleased with their effort. What waste of effort.
Much like this paltry critique.


- Dog-earJul 1, 08, 7:05 a.m. – Permalink
- roundabout
Bloody good flash and 3D animation going on there, but it then crashed Safari


- Dog-earJul 1, 08, 7:26 a.m. – Permalink
- mimeartist
had to try and load it three times to appear


- Dog-earJul 1, 08, 8:05 a.m. – Permalink
- modern
Dumb idea piggybacking on an irrelevant and most likely shit (if the first is anything to go by) film to sell a car.
Judging from all the CG I dread to think how much money was flushed down this toilet of a website."A script on this webpage is causing Flash to run slowly, would you like to abort this script?" BTW on a 2.16 C2D… do a bit of testing next time maybe.
The film is set during the war and in a magic land without cars FFS! Lazy and moronic promotion idea.


- Dog-earJul 1, 08, 9:37 a.m. – Permalink
- JerseyRaindog
Crap. Next.


- Dog-earJul 1, 08, 9:47 a.m. – Permalink
- calculator
I was going to write a searing critique like detritus, but couldn't be arsed.
Thanks!


- Dog-earJul 1, 08, 10 a.m. – Permalink


