building a platform help

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  • vaxorcist0

    ok, in all pseudo-seriousness....

    Step 1: go to college bars near ivy league schools and recruit some recent MBA powerpoint jockey who can sell refridgerators to eskimos, have him/her dream up whatever business model he/she wants and pitch it to rich dudes, if you get any money, spend it immediately on half pizza and beer and the other half dedicated server hosting...
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    Step 2: hack up some joomla template so anyone can register, make it look pretty generic, but cover it in stolen photos of naked celebrities with X marks over certain parts

    Step 3: Make it so you have to register to see any more, then host some viral video that you have to register to see....

    Step 4: try to hire some "real computer science guys" to deal with scalability and

    Step 5: hire some lawyers to deal with inevitable chaos and lawsuits....

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