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• kerraaang

  I was going for this:
  Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
  Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
  Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
  Peasant 1: Burn them.
  Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
  Peasant 1: More witches.
  Peasant 2: Wood.
  Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
  Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?
  Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
  Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
  Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
  Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
  Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
  Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
  Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
  Peasant 1: Bread.
  Peasant 2: Apples.
  Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
  Peasant 1: Cider.
  Peasant 2: Gravy.
  Peasant 3: Cherries.
  Peasant 1: Mud.
  Peasant 2: Churches.
  Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
  King Arthur: A Duck.
  Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
  Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
  Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
  Peasant 2: ...A witch!

  • Peasant 3 is a complete idiot– boobs

  

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