taking a tumble
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- MrOneHundred0
About 6 months ago I turned up for work before anyone else and after I’d unlocked all the locks I pushed the door open and went to walk in and shut-off the alarm. I realised my shoelace was caught in the wire doormat when my knee dislocated!!! It was an old football injury but I had forgotten how much it hurts. So I am lying in the doorway on the floor, my knee still “out”, my shoelace still caught in the doormat and the heavy door closing on me preventing me from twisting around so my knee could pop back in. All the while the alarm is going off and people just walked past the building like nothing was happening. Although, the way I looked back then they were probably thinking “Ah look, that junkie tried to break into that nice building and now he’s jonesing out big time with convulsions – too bad, you junkie scumbag poop”
- So, what you're saying is that you dress like a homeless junkie pimp at work?TheBlueOne
- Pretty much, but I had a haircut recently, so...MrOneHundred
- that's hotsputnik2