Your Country Pros & Cons

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    1) Motherfucking Britain, motherfucker - FUCK YEAH!
    2) We represent all that is good and proper in the world. It's not Belgium. Tea. My very existence.
    3) Cons? CONS? How very fucking dare you even insinuate there be such an aspect to my Great Mother State.
    4) It's our younger, more successful, slightly chubbier brother. I love him dearly - but sometimes he forgets himself - but he's bigger than me and has nice toys, so I can't slap him when he needs. Come evening time, all is forgotten and we get drunk and sing songs by the campfire.
    5) Not well enough, I'd say - trebuchet the fuckers back across the channel from whence they came, I say! oh... hold on, what was the question?

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