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Passed Out Meanness 1414 Responses
Last post: 4 months, 2 weeks ago | Thread started: Jul 18, 08, 1:13 p.m.
- harlequino
Practiced some puppetry techniques, while performing a 1 man/1 puppet version of "Caligula."
- Dog-earJul 18, 08, 1:14 p.m. – Permalink
- CALLES
i took a road trip with a girl from miami to DC... she was moving.. well we spnt the night in raleigh north carolina... I woke her up with an "Order In The Court" Basically slapping my penis in her forehead screaming "ORDER IN THE COURT!! ORDER IN THE COURT!!"
she almost left me in raleigh stranded... but we had that kind of humor.. we laugh it off after the morning meaness
- Dog-earJul 18, 08, 1:16 p.m. – Permalink
- harlequino
I forgot about this. We used to do "trucking" at sleepovers back in the day, to whomever falls asleep first.
-get a pillow and two bright flashlights
-if possible remove the sleeper's blanket
-clear the area so someone can move toward the sleeper, holding the flashlights like headlights
-make sure it's completely dark in the room
-turn on the two flashlights, and hit the sleepr with the pillow. Hard
-run towards him with the lights and everyone scream "Truck! Truck! Watch out for the truck!!!"Hilarity ensues.
- Dog-earJul 18, 08, 1:23 p.m. – Permalink
- 7point34
one of my roommates my senior year in college had a girlfriend who did really weird things while black out drunk. she woke up one morning completely nude in his bed. he wasn't there. she had no idea how she got there or why she was naked. she got out of bed and grabbed the back of his chair (plastic dorm chair) to balance herself and a wave of piss sloshed up the back and then over onto the floor.
apparently that night she got up and pissed in the chair thinking she was in the bathroom, and then proceeded to spill it all over his floor.
funny side note: he had gotten drunk separately from her and went looking for her that night. woke up in her room not knowing where she was. puked in her trashcan which a mesh waste bin, so the puke ended up going all over her floor.
i always said they shared fluids that weren't supposed to be shared.
- Dog-earJul 18, 08, 1:23 p.m. – Permalink
- detritus
At university, I put a glass of salty water on the table, next to a chum who had fallen asleep on our couch. Then, I quietly shook out some chilli powder onto his lips. Wasn't long before his mouth started burning and he awoke suddenly, frazzled-looking and fretting, wide eyes settling on the cup of relief in front of him, only to find...
Sad thing is, I'm pretty sure I'd gotten this idea from Garfield when I was a kid.
For simplicity, you can't beat waking someone up with an air-horn or the kind of firework banger that now appears to be banned in Britain. It's particularly good if the 'safety measures' you take to secure the banger's explosion fail utterly and you wake someone up with a large explosion and shards of flying plastic bucket parts.
I seem to recall another time, where a chum had fallen asleep in the corner, we covered him over with some kind of fine plastic netting that was lying around (I can't recall why we had it) then had three people blow heavy marijuana smoke into the net, so it kind of just stayed there. We woke the guy up shouting "T, you're on Fire! You're on fire!" ha ha ha.. you should have seen his face. Don't think he was too happy though.
We took to spiking one chum, whilst he was asleep - poor bastard was working really hard whilst we all went out clubbing each weekend. We'd come back to the house at stupid o'clock, then sneak up into his room, trying not to giggle (imagine 5 or 6 high goons in pitch black, trying not to laugh), then push tabs of ecstasy or, on one occasion, an acid tab into his mouth and shock him in such a way that he had to swallow. Kind of stupid when I think back on it, but.. he he.
After I first Bic-shaved my head when I came to London, I fell asleep on a pal's couch, then woke up in the morning - hungover, sick and horrified by the realisation I had to buy my cousin's Birthday present. So, I went down to the city centre, around Soho, Regent's street, spent ages in Hamley's toy store - successfully accomplished all I needed to do, despite the thoosands of families and kids everywhere. Got home, and had my housemate ask me why I had 'COCK' written on the back of my head in large blue, slightly blurred letters.
- Dog-earJul 19, 08, 5:50 a.m. – Permalink
