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- kona0
dude, don't talk to me about having a bad day...
- toilet gets clogged last night with sliced cucumbers. (don't fucking ask).
- this morning my wife uses the toilet. #1 (thank God)
- forgets about the toilet and flushes.
- for some ungodly reason as the water rises to the edge of the bowl flushes again thinking MORE water in the bowl will unclog the toilet with like more weight of the water.
- i'm in the shower and hear the screams.
- i open the shower curtain and water is gushing onto the floor. so i jump onto the floor and start plunging to unclog the toilet.
- no dice.
- so now we're screaming at each other.
her: WHAT DO I DO?
me: GET SOME TOWELS! (as I plunge in the nude)
her: BUT THESE ARE OUR GOOD TOWELS!
me: NOT ANYMORE!
- so after mopping up the floor with towels we throw out all 8.
- still in the nude and shower running i gotta lysol the fucking floor.
- all this makes me miss my train.
- as i'm waiting for my next train while late for work (i'm clothed now btw) my iced coffee drops out of my hand and explodes at my feet.
- i'm having a bad hair day.
- studderine will agree that the shirt i'm wearing is fucking stupid. it's gotta collar on it the size of a zepplin.
- finally get to work and realize my fucking 'progress' print is getting dicked around by the usps and they're now making me go pick it up or they're sending it back. oh, and i only found this out after being put on hold by two different women at usps who in my opinion were like 'fuckin a pal, it's too damn early in the morning to be working yet, i'm going to put you on hold until you hang up sucka.'
- the salad i had for lunch sucked.
- just found out roto-rooter charged us way too much to clean out cucumbers from our toilet. (DON'T ASK)at least i'm keeping myself busy today with work but fuck, today really took the piss. pun intended.
laterz.
- OMG LOL, that fucking sucks********
- you mentioned your day was shitty so far, but it really does suck :(Jaline
- that was funny. But come on, cucumbers in the bowl? What gives???stoplying
- yeah, you have to tell us now.Jaline
- You do know that urine is sterile. you didn't need to throw those towels away.TheBlueOne
- You wanna wipe your face with a towel that had piss on it the day before? If you do I'll FedEx you the towels.kona
- The wife thinks we have some sort of magical trash compactor of a toilet and I found out she flushes almost everything down it. Ugh.kona
- it food related that needs to be thrown out. Ugh.kona
- umm...yeah....not a good thing to do. I would throw those towels out as well but I see what 7.34 is saying.Jaline
- I mean TheBlueOne, not 7.34Jaline
- Hahahahahaha********
- i hope yr wife is hot, since she is ridiculously dumbbarbtastic
- she's well beyond ridiculously hot so it kind of makes up for it.kona
- kona and his wife are kind of like Barbie and Ken, I've decided. But more smart than that, and this story, hahahaJaline
- fdiAJSDlkfjdILfjdlsa... ahahiflashlfkjh ahah hahahahahahah hahahahahhaah********
- Oh man, I'm sorry - I hope things are getting better brother, hahaha.********
- "i'm having a bad hair day?"
gimme a break!cbass99
- OMG LOL, that fucking sucks