How British People Speak 6060 Responses

Last post: 5 months, 2 weeks ago | Thread started: Apr 25, 08, 2:58 p.m.

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• Spookyhome

  "hmmmm.– Spookyhome1/3
  This is how I imagine British people speak..."

  - Jaline

  Jaline, you really have to get out and see something of the world if you have never yet heard a British person speak. I have heard a Canadian speak. It was on a documentary aboot driving big lorries in snow and how hard it is to do that. So come on Jaine, put the education channel on and watch a programme about British farmers growing chips or something.

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  Apr 25, 08, 2:58 p.m. – Permalink

• creative-

  

  • Quite beautiful. It Failed. Your Fail Failed.– Spookyhome

  

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  Dog-earApr 25, 08, 2:59 p.m. – Permalink

• Jaline

  Oh, I have heard...

  • I'm kidding.
    I'm DRUNK!!!
    Oh.– Spookyhome1/2

    damn right girlfriend– chossy2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 25, 08, 2:59 p.m. – Permalink

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  Dog-earApr 25, 08, 3:01 p.m. – Permalink

• Drno

  *hmmmm should I fail this or just let it slide*

  

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  Dog-earApr 25, 08, 3:01 p.m. – Permalink

• ukit

  Brit prejudice - it's everywhere, and growing. Awareness helps fight the problem. Let's get the wood out.

  

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  Dog-earApr 25, 08, 3:01 p.m. – Permalink

• BattleAxe

  loik dis

  

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  Dog-earApr 25, 08, 3:02 p.m. – Permalink

• Jaline

  The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

  And...maybe using "I" and "me" instead of "you".

  

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  Dog-earApr 25, 08, 3:02 p.m. – Permalink

• creative-

  Deserves it's own thread but in the spirit of resurrecting this thread, enjoy this nugget:

  http://www.theregister.co.uk/200…

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA– Spookyhome

  

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  Dog-earApr 25, 08, 3:02 p.m. – Permalink

• moamoa

  German school:

  Topic 1 / Lesson 1

  Hi, I am Ben from Dover.

  • Ben Dover
    Bend Over.– Spookyhome1/3

    this pervert teachers uuhhh– moamoa2/3

    que?– flashbender3/3

  

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  Dog-earApr 25, 08, 3:03 p.m. – Permalink

• chossy

  I got good talking.

  • pics?– Jnr_Madison

  

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  Dog-earApr 25, 08, 3:05 p.m. – Permalink

• ukit

  i hear they like to take the piss while eating fish and chips

  • Not me, I finish my chips THEN piss.– Spookyhome

  

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  Dog-earApr 25, 08, 3:09 p.m. – Permalink

• Jaline

  innit innit innit innit innit innit innit innit innit innit innit innit innit innit innit innit innit innit innit innit innit innit innit innit innit innit innit innit

  • You got it girl innit– creative-1/3

    init blud– set2/3

    is it!– lukefry3/3

  

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  Dog-earApr 25, 08, 3:10 p.m. – Permalink

• ukit

  in Britdom, pussy is fanny and fanny is pussy. It's very confusing.

  • No, actually, lots of people say "pussy" to mean fanny as well...– Jaline1/2

    so they are trannies? CALLES should go there.– flashbender2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 25, 08, 3:11 p.m. – Permalink

• ukit

  They talk about buggering things a lot too. This may be related.

  

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  Dog-earApr 25, 08, 3:12 p.m. – Permalink

• creative-

  German school:
  Topic 2 / Lesson 1
  Hi, I am Ben Dover's friend, Phil McCavity.

  • that was Top 3 tztztz– moamoa1/2

    lol@ the german tz.– flashbender2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 25, 08, 3:12 p.m. – Permalink

• Corvo

  easy:

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  this be a duck doing the ta-daa.

  

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  Dog-earApr 25, 08, 3:12 p.m. – Permalink

• Corvo

  "I live in York"

  Oay leeven yawq!

  • Actually, I live in York.– misterhow

  

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  Dog-earApr 25, 08, 3:17 p.m. – Permalink

• gramme

  git you right tae...

  Oh wait, that's Scottish. Glaswegian, precisely.

  

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  Dog-earApr 25, 08, 3:18 p.m. – Permalink

• creative-

  I can't read and I can't write but that don't really matter,
  'cause I come from the Westcountry and I can drive a traktor.

  • try spelling it correctly instead of driving it...... *slap– onewhoslaps

  

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  Dog-earApr 25, 08, 3:21 p.m. – Permalink

• set

  • Russell Peters = awesome– Jaline1/2

    haha, I actually have this video!– Jaline2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 25, 08, 3:21 p.m. – Permalink