The girls I have dated 1212 Responses

Last post: 2 years ago | Thread started: Nov 12, 06, 12:26 a.m.

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• VectorMasked

  well not really...

  but I found this on craigslist.

  http://www.craigslist.org/about/…

  there's some funny shit right there

  Nov 12, 06, 12:26 a.m. – Permalink

• sofakingzero

  i read this some where else.... cant remember where, funny shit

  

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  Dog-earNov 12, 06, 2:22 a.m. – Permalink

• Crouwel

  "Abby - You were Kessie's best friend since you were both 10 years old. Why would you let me seduce you? Yes, I take most of the responsibility, but why would you constantly come over and tell Kessie all the sordid details about how you were cheating on your husband - all the details except the part where you were doing all this cheating with me, Kessie's fiancee. You're as twisted as me. Think about that. In the evenings, after you were gone, Kessie would excitedly retell the story of your naughty adventures that day. But she didn't know the punchline, that the male in the story was her own boyfriend. Shakespeare couldn't have come up with a more ingenious plot twist. BTW, the sex with you was the best ever. The dirty things you would say still make me come today. You are brilliant. Sick, but brilliant. "

  rofl

  

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  Dog-earNov 12, 06, 6:10 a.m. – Permalink

• Crouwel

  "Kira - You were a receptionist from Queens that I picked up at McSorelys. I was so angry that day. And just wanted to fuck somebody. You should really consider choosing better sex partners. "

  haha

  

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  Dog-earNov 12, 06, 6:11 a.m. – Permalink

• Monsterpiece

  hahaha, nice

  

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  Dog-earNov 12, 06, 6:41 a.m. – Permalink

• Jaline

  funny stuff

  

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  Dog-earNov 12, 06, 7:09 a.m. – Permalink

• brooke

  He had sex with his sister??

  Funny. But also really sad.

  

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  Dog-earNov 12, 06, 7:09 a.m. – Permalink

• Jaline

  He had sex with his sister??

  Funny. But also really sad.

  brooke
  (Nov 12 06, 07:09)

  haha, Paula. I didn't even read enough to catch that.

  

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  Dog-earNov 12, 06, 7:11 a.m. – Permalink

• Nairn

  ohhh.... 'sister'?

  I wondered at that one - 'shitter'?, I thought - but no, that neither fits ('shittr') or makes any sense.

  I can almost hear the author, a bored writer, sitting somewhere and laughing at those who take this literally.

  I kind of hope, anyway.

  

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  Dog-earNov 12, 06, 7:16 a.m. – Permalink

• Jaline

  I also thought it could be 'sitter', as in baby sitter, but since he seems appalled I think 'sister' fits best.

  

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  Dog-earNov 12, 06, 7:31 a.m. – Permalink

• Nairn

  Ah yes, it could be 'sitter' - he does seem to be drawn towards hefty, voluminous ladies. Kind of fits.

  *borks

  

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  Dog-earNov 12, 06, 7:33 a.m. – Permalink

• Crouwel

  "Rosemary - You are that typical fat girl who over compensates by trying to be too social. And to be 33 and still a virgin. That is fucked up. Thanks for the BJ, but I just couldn't be the one to pop your cherry. I heard that you lost the weight. That was good. Then I heard you died of cancer. That was bad. Sorry. "

  this guy is kidding right?

  tell me he is.

  

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  Dog-earNov 12, 06, 7:46 a.m. – Permalink

• Crouwel

  god this is funny..

  

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  Dog-earNov 12, 06, 7:53 a.m. – Permalink