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    I'm following my girlfriend to the comic book store down the street and this convertible hot red car gets between us. So when we are in the red light i use my smart car superpowers and go half grass and half street to get right behind her again. Once the lights goes green again i dont know what happened but at some point i had to cut him off. The next light he gets right next to me asks me to lower my window... I comply and he is like a 45 steroid cuban guy screaming how i almost hit him... which i did on purpose, my girl watching all of this in her mustang ahead of me.

    I just finished doing a show and i worked like 90 hours from friday. aparently what i was in charge of came out good. so i am in the best mood ever. im off work. When he finished his rant screaming and spitting waiting for me to freak out and fight him I just smiled and said "i am sorry... do you feel better now that you screamed at me?"
    then he is like "No! i lost my wife in a car accident!" well as bad as i feel for his lost he was still a cocksucker

    • You hopped a curb and almost hit a guy because you wanted to drive right behind your gf??? the hell is wrong with you...?CanHasQBN
    • many thingsCALLES
    • You acted like a douchebag and you're wearing it like a fucking medal.
      Good for you!
      Sep
    • i miss you guys!! driving behind your girl is hard stuff, i know first hand.e-pill
    • driving a car that is.. hae-pill
    • lol eCanHasQBN
    • ,ololoernexbcn
    • we were going somewhere i didnt know. yeah im the doucheCALLES
    • it's called a cellphone
      cannonball1978
    • also known as Google Maps.CanHasQBN

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