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    I wonder if Jaline will check back over two pages of Blog to read the side notes and discover that I have correctly diagnosed the cause of her menstrual irregularities.

    I would also like to add that I'd be happy to take a look myself, probe around, see what I can find. I have some highly sensitive tools designed specifically for probing the female sexual architecture, and I also have some lotion that can be dispensed, with a little effort, right at the heart of the problem, in order to cure the problem of impregnancy.

    I'm just, I'm just... saying.

    • what sort of irregularities?e-pill
    • She was aying that when she coughs, her bladdder shoots out like a Toyota airbag.SkyPoo
    • She's painted a face on it now though so people will think she's just riding a Spacehopper.SkyPoo
    • http://modculture.ty…SkyPoo
    • Have I gone too far perhaps.SkyPoo
    • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
      (gasp)
      HAHAHAHAHAHHA
      locustsloth
    • i used to have that in 1974!!!e-pill
    • Not with the spacehopper, but with offering, covertly, to impregnate Jaline. She, a minor, and I, a middle aged family man. Its not right.SkyPoo
    • e-pill: 1974... did you have a spacehopper? or an irregular bladder problem like a Toyota?SkyPoo
    • i plead the 5th...e-pill
    • she is not a minor after thursday!
      THURSDAY THURSDAY THURSDAY!!! jaline's bidet!!!!
      e-pill
    • ah, i seedigdre
    • So I'm a fugitive until Thursday? I may as well stay put. Wait, that's what they'd EXPECT me to do...SkyPoo
    • unless they double guessed me and expected me to run... hmmm, which means I SHOULD stay put.SkyPoo
    • But they might triple guess me. Okay, so... I'll go into the TV room instead then.SkyPoo
    • ah, yes yes, i see.digdre
    • (I'm actually going upstairs to a little hiding place behind the toilet. See you Friday).SkyPoo
    • aah, uhu, i seedigdre
    • a middle aged what?hallelujah

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